February 2012
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2 nights in a row of heavy drinking and booty...
My legs hate me!
i'm a really mean person..
don’t pretend that you’ve never met me before and then try to be all sly and act like we’re going to be best friends.
i will rip you a new one and bring up embarrassing shit from your passed, so back off! i’m not trying to get in your jeans or even hang out with you for that matter!
ugh
Anonymous asked: hell hath no fury like a blonde. the end.
Snow Day! Hey hey hey!
3 hour delay this morning which means no class til 1! And i don’t even really have class then!
Back to bed for meeeee!
Weeeee!!
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The usual 20 minute drive home from work took me a...
This snow is so stupid :|
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Stinky house.
So my roomie refuses to do her dishes, so to stick it to her I refuse to do them as well. There’s a giant pile of rotting dishes sitting in our sink right now. My parents come to visit tomorrow, so of course my roommate decides to go home tonight.
I guess I just have to man up and clean an entire 3 weeks of dishes by myself.
Maybe I can slice my finger open again and make her feel super...
Why yes, hot muscular man, i will take a drink for free!
I got my job back!
Yea yea yea yea.
It feels awesome to be employed.
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I always hate this time of year.
I also think I might have bronchitis.
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