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2 nights in a row of heavy drinking and booty...

My legs hate me!

Feb 26th

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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i'm a really mean person..

don’t pretend that you’ve never met me before and then try to be all sly and act like we’re going to be best friends. i will rip you a new one and bring up embarrassing shit from your passed, so back off! i’m not trying to get in your jeans or even hang out with you for that matter! ugh

Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Anonymous asked: hell hath no fury like a blonde. the end.

Feb 22nd

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 20th

Snow Day! Hey hey hey!

3 hour delay this morning which means no class til 1! And i don’t even really have class then! Back to bed for meeeee! Weeeee!!

Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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The usual 20 minute drive home from work took me a...

This snow is so stupid :|

Feb 20th

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Feb 19th

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Stinky house.

So my roomie refuses to do her dishes, so to stick it to her I refuse to do them as well. There’s a giant pile of rotting dishes sitting in our sink right now. My parents come to visit tomorrow, so of course my roommate decides to go home tonight. I guess I just have to man up and clean an entire 3 weeks of dishes by myself. Maybe I can slice my finger open again and make her feel super...

Feb 17th

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Why yes, hot muscular man, i will take a drink for free!

Feb 17th

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I got my job back!

Yea yea yea yea. It feels awesome to be employed.

Feb 16th

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